Guardsman

Introduction
Welcome to the Hammer of the Emperor! You, are one of billions upon billions of men and women charged with protecting the GLORIOUS IMPERIUM OF MAN! Your duties are in fact rather simple, but do to the EXTREME BLOODY INCOMPETENCE that I have seen among the Emperor's finest stationed on this outpost, I believe I shall have to detail them.

General Duties
RIGHT MAGGOTS, AS ALL OF YOU SEEM LESS INCOMPETENT THAN A RETARDED OGRYN, HERE IS A GUIDE ON ALL THE SHIT YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO.

WHO YOU ANSWER TO
Right maggots, this is a REALLY FUCKING SIMPLE list of who you take orders from.

THE COMMISSAR
Right, this is the big daddie, you don't look like a loyal, Emperor-serving member of society? BLAM, you get a Laspistol charge through the skull. You run and retreat without orders? BLAM. You display a great deal of incompetence? BLAM. You're a heretic? BLAM! BLAM AND THEN BURN YOU CORPSE ON A PYRE! This dickhead PROUD AND LOYAL SERVANT OF THE IMPERIUM answers almost exclusively to the Inquisition and Lord Commander, at least among on-outpost staff. Most of the time this wonderful person won't be giving direct orders, but instead keeping an eye on the platoon, making sure no fuckups are present.

THE SERGEANT
This is the slightly-less big daddie, but still listen to them, this guy/gal has spent years serving the God-Emperor, and it has paid off. This person gives you your orders, leads your squad, keeps the armory and barracks maintained, and deals with the occasional paperwork that may arise. They also have the authority to give you a smack across the back of the head if you're being an idiot, so watch out.

THE LORD COMMANDER
This is the biggest of daddies besides the Inquisitors on station, you LISTEN TO THEM AND FOLLOW THEIR BLOODY ORDERS, unless they're a known heretic. For the most part they won't be directly leading you, only recieving reports on your actions by the Commissar.

THE INQUISITORS
This biggest of daddies, YOU DO WHAT THEY SAY AND DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. If you ask questions, they'll probably either whip you, interrogate you, kill you, or send Stormtroopers to kill you. So really, regard them with utmost respect.

OTHER COMMAND STAFF
You won't really have to worry about other command staff, just don't attack/insult them unless you want a Bolter round to the skull.

YOUR JOB
Your job is, simply put, to maintain order on the station and fight off or destroy the forces that would see it hindered. You have your Lasgun, stun gear, armor, cuffs and clothing, and that should be all you need, but if you're dealing with a more signifigant threat, don't be afraid to ask the Departmento Munitorium or Command for extra weaponry or armors, just don't go about asking for Bolters and Power Armor.