Board Thread:Gaming/@comment-26026842-20150219231537/@comment-26026576-20150220083834

Once upon a time, me and my Looking Glass Knight self took on that garddamn spideyboss with a pair of friends in a act of jolly Cooperation, all three Heirs of the Sun, Sunlight Medals galore.

So my buddy, in full Alva, hurling Sunlight Spears like nobody's business, is suddenly lazor'd by the spidey. this was my second encounter with a LASER SPEWING GIANT SPIDER OF DOOM. it still scared me. down he goes, and now it's me and a pal with highly (and I mean HIGHLY) leveled Vengarl gear. I was on spiderling duty, while he held aggro from Freja and cut it to pieces. All of a sudden, I hear an "OH FUCK" and turn my camera to see that Freja JUST FUCKING ATE HIM. SHIT.

Me and my +10 Broadsword and +10 greatshield are cowering, and Freja's health is pretty low. the spidey fires it's lazor, I run up behind it, and..accidentally shieldbash.

FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE DAMAGE. FREJA IS DOWN FOR THE FUCKING COUNT.

The party room erupts with a thunderous "FUCK YEEEAAAAHHH" as I gather my reward, stomp on down to the primal fire and curbstomp Vengarl's body. Like a boss.

In the end, I still fucking hate giant spiders. And Giant Lords with their BS OHK swords.