Geese

You are a goose, the most legendary animal in existence.

I am Goose, hear me Honk
As a goose, you are everything's boss and should act that way. You are the Legendary Pokemon of Archangel Outpost, and damn it these unenlightened, bread-having heathens don't understand that you're the best around, ain't nobody gonna put you down.

What do as goose
Honk. Honk. Pester for bread. Also honk.

The Honkening
Now and then, a event will happen dubbed, THE HONKENING. Geese will overrun the station, and the Guard will stop murdering you. See? Those dumbasses had it coming. Now they're either dead or fellow geese.

Norc Pls Make me Goose
As a server rule, if you ask to be made a goose, any admin who refuses gets beaten to death. Please ask responsibly, and save innocent admins from the Norcwhip.