GUIDE TO ORK

DA BASICZ OF ORK
ROIGHT! DIS IZ BOSS ROKSMASHA, HERE TO TEACH YA DA BASICZ OF BEING PROPA ZOGGIN ORKY! WAAAGH!

FIRST, YA KRUMP GITZ
Krumpin' zoggin gitz iz easy, specially if dey're humiez or da blue un'z. Ya just point ya Shoota where they iz, den pullz da trigga! Or ya hit dem wiv ya choppa! If ya want ta getz kreeativ, ya can alwayz go an blow dem up wiv 'splody powda or send in yer attack grotz wiv der littul choppaz.

DEN, YA GET DAKKA
Gettin' dakka iz easy, ya get an Ork, and ya tell dem ta find sum nice bitz, if dere'z no uvva Orkz, DO IT YASELF YA LAZY GROT! (ya uze da Ork tab ta do dis, Boyz). Den, ya should end up wiv da dakka in yer holy bag, it'z DAT EAZY.