Rivian Lemen

Rivian H. Lemen
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Rivian Herald Lemen. Age 28, conscripted into the Imperial Guard at age 23 from the hive world of Lazarus XII. At age 25, he was sent to Archangel to fill in for its usual heavy losses. He considers himself "e' moss' focken robust wanka 'ere n' 'ou know eet," yet his tactical ability leaves much to be desired and any and all Guardsman Balls of steal is best searched for elsewhere on Archangel.

Early Life
An orphan by the age of 15, Rivian learned to accept loss rather early on in his life, and this, combined with the absolute terrible conditions of his home world's hive, have turned him into one not easily vexed by physical threats. Although one might expect a gruff man as a result, Rivian is considered quite jolly in normal duty, almost to the extent that some consider him oblivious to the peril which surrounds him until he is in imminent danger. Cursory evaluation of his surprisingly regularly maintained reports dictate that this assumption is not far off.

Interpersonal Relations
Opinions on Lemen vary across his employees. Though at the time of this report, one may surmise that he's not exactly a popular man onboard, though by no means as disliked as his CO, Lord Eberstark. To many, he is another cog in the machine, and rightfully so-- he is the textbook low-gothic, un-educated guardsman, on paper. However he has acquired 4 "friends," according to his reports, which he, much to his COs' ire, treats like a diary. Only first names are dictated in his journals. A crew manifest cross-examination will be filed within due time.
 * "Eliza," or teasingly referred to as "Kommisah Kink" due to her "kinky" nicknaming of fellow guards, is often spoken of negatively in his logs. Most of this negativity is rooted from his annoyance with his perceived idea of "Eliza's" sexual relations with two other guardsmen on board.  He commonly mocks her for being Archangel's "Numba wawn sorse awv whoitshieldz."  However, it appears Rivian still tries his best to aid her if she is put out of action-- whether Rivian is just a good guy or a man who thinks he needs more meatshields still remains to be seen.
 * "Jakey," is noted as mostly apathetic to both Rivian's existence and that of everyone else on the station. Rivian creates disturbingly large rants on how he is "e' focken lho-addict pawt'ead 'oh jus' focken smokes in e' focken chimere whoil 'ol riv gets 'izz ass shawt awf" in his reports.  Despite this, it would seem it is he whom he has the greatest opinion of on board, if only because he doesn't fuck with him back.  Manifests would suggest this is most likely "Jake Marshall."  Elisa has nicknamed him "Spankboy," much to Rivian's ire.
 * "Silly-Bananas," "Silly-Banana-Kins," or rarely "Sil" is another guard whom he has mixed feelings about. Though we can't exactly... understand... who he's referencing...  Regardless, Rivian seems to believe it is he who has the most erm... frequent relations with guardswomen Elisa... though for the record, it remains to be seen that Archangel has produced any whiteshields in its entire history.  He comments that " 'iss focken name iz REALLAY 'ard tuh prenounse " and that "sumtoims oi 'on't know whether t 'ug him, slap 'im, or focken run frum 'im."  He is also referred to as "Grabass" by Elisa, according to Rivian.
 * Hans Eberstark. These range from the occasional praising of his much... admired... "valor" in combat to the much, much, much more frequent paragraph of expletives in unintelligble low gothic.  Any further information is unknown.  Rivian insists that he, "would ratha focken be tied t' a chair alone wiz'a cultist 'en be near m'lord Ebastahk!"